What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?